Peaches
“Some days she’s soft as a peach, other days she’s hard as a pit.” –Describing a bossy bully classmate.
Smelly
“You smell like yesterday.”
Witches
I can’t help it. When I try to go to sleep I think of witches. I’m thinking, “bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, WITCHES!”
A million
We both lie in bed and I dreamily ask, “Do you know how many people love you?” and she answers softly, “…a million” as she drifts off to sleep.
#cottoncandy #naps #dreamday
Candy
“I thought that said ‘jelly toots’. Jelly Toots is a great candy name mom.”
Pet Sounds
If I had a cat I’d name it Lollipopp. My dog would be named Lucky and my monkey would be Steve. And I drive them in a yellow convertible.“
First
“How did the person who said the first word ever explain it to other people?”
Love Crazy
“What’s the best thing in the world?”
“Well, I guess love.”
“No, love is crazy.”
(Spins finger in universal crazy sign.)
Rats
“For some reason I like saying box of rats.”